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Names and Senses

 

     

NAMES AND SENSES !

 

Khusbu Sarkar Shrestha

Published in CORExpress, Mar/Apr 1998

 

Why is World Link providing internet service ?

Because the owner is Mr. Dial-Up ( Dilip ) Agrawal.

 

Why does Ted think Allen Tuladhar is really selfish ?

Because he always says "Only me, Ted ! Only me, Ted !" ( Unlimited )

 

Is CAS making any one really rich ?

You Guess ( Yogesh ).

 

Who is selling 3COM products in Nepal ?

3Shakti Joshi !

 

Who stacks all of Merchantile’s profit ?

$anjeev Rajbhandari.

 

What should be the upgraded name for Nepal’s number one film animator ?

Nirmal 3D Sherchan

 

What’s the new name Bijaya Krishna has in mind for his company ?

BILLtronics !

 

Why aren’t Rajan ,Pratul and Raju doing aggressive marketing anymore ?

Oh Tired ! ( Otard ).

 

How do you know DesignCo’s chief has a Master’s Degree in Engineering ?

Mrs. Timila M.E. ( Yami ) ‘s name say so.

 

How do you know SPINS’s boss is money minded ?

Ask PraCASH Brajracharya !

 

Who is High Tech Pioneer’s rich owner ?

Mr. Money Shakya.

 

Who are Dibas, Ajaya, Shree, Dipendra and Rajendra ?

COREspondents !

 

What would Suresh Regmi want Kathmandu to be called if we do well in software exports ?

SiliCAN Valley !

 

What’s free at Cybermatha Tea House ?

Tomato K@chup

 

What is the difference between Aishwarya Rai and a computer freak?

One is the real Miss World and the other misses the real world.

 

Why do Germans import Nepali Carpet but not Nepali software ?

They have more faith in our knots than in our nuts.

 

Do They sell SIMM Chips at Computer Advance System ?

RAM ? YES ! (Ramesh) Joshi thinks so.

 

How do you send a bmp file through e-mail to Pilgrim Software ?

Sushil BhATTACHan has the solution.

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