Names and Senses
NAMES AND SENSES !
Khusbu Sarkar Shrestha
Published in CORExpress, Mar/Apr 1998
Why is World Link providing internet service ?
Because the owner is Mr. Dial-Up ( Dilip ) Agrawal.
Why does Ted think Allen Tuladhar is really selfish ?
Because he always says "Only me, Ted ! Only me, Ted !" ( Unlimited )
Is CAS making any one really rich ?
You Guess ( Yogesh ).
Who is selling 3COM products in Nepal ?
3Shakti Joshi !
Who stacks all of Merchantileís profit ?
What should be the upgraded name for Nepalís number one film animator ?
Nirmal 3D Sherchan
Whatís the new name Bijaya Krishna has in mind for his company ?
Why arenít Rajan ,Pratul and Raju doing aggressive marketing anymore ?
Oh Tired ! ( Otard ).
How do you know DesignCoís chief has a Masterís Degree in Engineering ?
Mrs. Timila M.E. ( Yami ) Ďs name say so.
How do you know SPINSís boss is money minded ?
Ask PraCASH Brajracharya !
Who is High Tech Pioneerís rich owner ?
Mr. Money Shakya.
Who are Dibas, Ajaya, Shree, Dipendra and Rajendra ?
What would Suresh Regmi want Kathmandu to be called if we do well in software exports ?
SiliCAN Valley !
Whatís free at Cybermatha Tea House ?
What is the difference between Aishwarya Rai and a computer freak?
One is the real Miss World and the other misses the real world.
Why do Germans import Nepali Carpet but not Nepali software ?
They have more faith in our knots than in our nuts.
Do They sell SIMM Chips at Computer Advance System ?
RAM ? YES ! (Ramesh) Joshi thinks so.
How do you send a bmp file through e-mail to Pilgrim Software ?
Sushil BhATTACHan has the solution.